Do You Really Know “Elf On The Shelf”?

We all know the story of “The Elf on the Shelf”.  When we are sleeping he goes back to the North Pole to give his report to Santa.  But have you ever really wondered what he does when we are away during the day?  These “never before” unseen images will shed some light on what he does…

1. At first glance he may look like your average elf: probably from a small town, nice parents, good education.

At first glance he may look like your average elf: probably from a small town, nice parents, good education.

2. Sure, he’s a bit strange.

Sure, he's a bit strange.

3. But nonetheless harmless, right??

But nonetheless harmless, right??

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5. It all started when a couple of Barbies denied Elf on the Shelf’s Christmas offering.

It all started when a couple of Barbies denied Elf on the Shelf's Christmas offering.

6. The rejection stung and the once jolly Christmas elf was left with nothing but a deep, unguided anger.

The rejection stung and the once jolly Christmas elf was left with nothing but a deep, unguided anger.

7. He became reclusive — spending most of his time alone, drinking and chain-smoking, wondering about his real purpose on Earth.

He became reclusive — spending most of his time alone, drinking and chain-smoking, wondering about his real purpose on Earth.

8. It wasn’t long before his behavior began to spiral out of control.

It wasn't long before his behavior began to spiral out of control.

9. Every night was a new blackout, a new horror.

Every night was a new blackout, a new horror.

10. Things he once loved turned into things he hated.

Things he once loved turned into things he hated.

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11. Run-ins with the law were frequent occurences.

Run-ins with the law were frequent occurences.

12. He became a different person entirely.

He became a different person entirely.

13. It was all really just a desperate cry for help.

It was all really just a desperate cry for help.

14. But before anyone could do anything, it was too late.

But before anyone could do anything, it was too late.

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15. Friendships were severed.

Friendships were severed.

16. Lives were lost.

Lives were lost.

17. Grandmothers were corrupted.

Grandmothers were corrupted.

“F%CK B*TcHeZ, G3T $$$”

18. So this Christmas, make sure to hide yo’ kids.

So this Christmas, make sure to hide yo' kids.

19. Hide yo’ wife.

21 Photos The Elf On The Shelf Doesn't Want You To See
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20. And hide yo’ husband.

And hide yo' husband.

21. Because no one is safe as long as this guy’s on a shelf.

Because no one is safe as long as this guy's on a shelf.

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